Nullius in Verba

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

What's the Question? 1

If that's the answer, what's the question?

(Example: The answer is "Only once, but it hurt."
So if that's the answer, maybe the question was:
Have you ever tried thinking?

Have you ever tried kissing a girl without asking?

Have you ever tried to wax your face?
Or, if the answer is: "Three biscuits... and a fox!"
Maybe the question was: How do you catch a badger with a sweet tooth?)

Today's answer is:

"It works if you use a shovel and an egg."

What's the question?


30 comments:

Mr. Roberts said...

Remember, this is not a riddle. There is no right or wrong answer - only witty or creative answers. Start thinking outside the box :)

Marwan said...

How do you make a computer work? =)

Mr. Roberts said...

Ha ha! Good one, Marwan :) Full points for being the first to take the leap.

Mo Nour El Din said...

What fast method will work, to make your room yellow? - It works if you use a spade and an egg.

neineisharie said...

Is it easy to make scrambled eggs?

Anonymous said...

How do rainbows brush their teeth?

Jurgienne said...
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Jurgienne said...

How do we bring zombie chickens into the world?

Unknown said...

How do you humilate then brutally kill someone ?

Unknown said...

By the way, You humiliate them with the Shovel.

You brutally kill them with the egg.

Mehvash:] said...

How do you make someone pay attention to you?

...It works with a shovel and an egg.

Marwan said...

or you can just poke them mehvash :P

Master Rahul said...
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Nadine said...

how do you play baseball without a ball and a bat?

Mr. Roberts said...

Some very creative responses above! I'm impressed! :D

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

How do you un-chemically dye your hair blonde?

Nikki said...

How can you kill a CHICKEN?!
:o

-nikol

Tannya D said...

How do you dress to a costume/halloween party?

Unknown said...

How do you dig a grave for bacon so it doesn't feel lonely?
- It works if you use a shovel and an egg.

Nnamdi said...

What is the best way to destroy eggs.

Mr. Roberts said...

All comments above - fabulous. Best ones so far - Faiza and Mehvash (in my personal, subjective opinion :)

Payam H.D said...

How do you send kids running?

With a shovel because it's scary and an egg because it's smelly! :p

Yusra Shah said...

How do you get our boyfriend to take you out for shopping?

Unknown said...

How can I make an omellette?
Use the Shovel to flip the egg over.
Aisha Bashir
10g2

Sonal.Vohra said...

How does it rain yolk?
How do you get a hen on its nerves?

It works with a shovel and an egg.

Aliza said...
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Aliza said...

''Is it possible to make a sand cake?''

(I wonder who would eat that)
But maybe the authorities would use it to celebrate the beach's birthday.

Unknown said...

How do you make a clown want to hum the Equadorian national anthem whilst doing the macarena?

Mona. said...

How to grow an egg tree?